Subject: ranks and balls (fwd)

From: Farhad Oroumchian <[email-masked]>
Date: Fri, 5 Mar 1999 14:38:59 -0500 (EST)

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After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced
the following results on corporate America's recreation preferences.

1.	The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: 
      Basketball.
2.	The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is:
      Bowling.
3.	The sport of choice for front line workers is:
      Football.
4.	The sport of choice for supervisors is:
      Baseball.
5.	The sport of choice for middle management is:
      Tennis.
6.	The sport of choice for corporate officers is:
      Golf.

Conclusion:
The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls
become.

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