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{\Large\underline{18 Un-Natural Laws}}
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\item {\bf Murphy's Law}:
If anything can go wrong, it will.
\item {\bf Howe's Commentary on Murphy's Law}: 
Murphy was an optimist.
\item {\bf Non-reciprocal Laws of Expectations}: 
Negative expectations 
yield negative results. Positive expectations yield negative results.
\item {\bf O'Tool's Law}: 
Every man has a scheme that will not work.
\item {\bf Zymurgy's First Law of Evolving Systems Dynamics}: 
Once you
open a can of worms, the only way to re-can them is to use a larger
can.
\item {\bf Etorre's Observation}: The other line moves faster.
\item {\bf Skinner's Constant (Flannagan's Finagling Factor)}: That
quantity which , when multiplied by, divided by, added to, or
subtracted from the answer you get, gives you the answer you should
have gotten.
\item {\bf Law of Selective Gravity}: An object will fall so as to do
the most damage.
\item {\bf Jenning's Corollary}: The chance of the bread falling with
the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the
carpet.
\item {\bf Gordon's First Law}: If a research project is not worth
doing, it's not worth doing well.
\item {\bf Maier's Law}: If the facts do not conform to the theory,
they must be disposed of.
\item {\bf Hoare's Law of Large Problems}: Inside every large problem
is a small problem struggling to get out.
\item {\bf Boren's First Law}: When in doubt, mumble.
\item {\bf The Golden Rule of Arts and Sciences}: Whoever has the gold
makes the rules.
\item {\bf Barth's Distinction}: There are two types of people: those
who divide people into two types, and those who don't.
\item {\bf Ninety-Ninety Rule of Project Schedules}: The first $90\%$ of
the task takes $90\%$ of the time, and the last $10\%$ takes the other $90\%$.
\item {\bf Farber's Fourth Law}: Necessity is the mother of strange
bed-fellows.
\item {\bf Segal's Law}: A man with one watch knows what time it is. A
man with two watches is never sure.
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