The jester entertained the King and court With witty jokes and funny acts He was once a professional scoundrel Stealing money and jewels from kings Now he wears the fool's clothing Patched together with every color He jingles with every movement From his bells and prisoner shackles He had wit enough to get the court to laugh Just by stepping into the room with a tumble He had wit enough to stay alive when the new king came Who killed the old king and wedded the princes He entertained the new court with his grand style Until that faithful day when he told the wrong joke The kings wrath was brought fourth in seconds The jester ended up on the headman's block the next day They led him out in his jingling fool's suit The court angrily shouted for his blood He gave them a smile, a joke, a flip, and a disappearing trick No one knows what happened to the jester to this day Except for me, I see him in the mirror everyday, I am that scoundrel, jester, and magician