Reply-to: psf@npac.syr.edu To: st Fcc:outbox/pamela -------- Pammela Fox psf@npac.syr.edu http://www.foxsden.org wheres yur fancy shtuff? cty page: http://www.foxsden.org/psf/cty/cty.htm JD: http://www.foxsden.org/JD/ phone-3156827945 fax/phone i answer-3156823581 ------- Forwarded Message Date: Wed, 22 Dec 1999 06:24:35 -0700 From: ed@eds-jokelist.com To: ed@eds-jokelist.com Subject: Jokes For Wed, Dec 22, 1999 Welcome to Ed's LONG Daily Joke List. For subscribing and unsubscribing instructions, changing from LONG to SHORT or adding the SHORT list, see the bottom of this mailing. ~~~~~~~~~ http://www.eds-jokelist.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ TODAY'S CARTOON OF THE DAY IS SPECIAL! A CHRISTMAS CARTOON YOU CAN SHARE WITH EVERYONE ON YOUR MAILING LIST. CHECK IT OUT AND PASS IT AROUND. SHARE IT WITH EVERYONE!!! http://www.localbizwiz.com/ctfi/entry.asp?p=20&r=107 AOL ~~~~~~~~~ http://www.eds-jokelist.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Having a no smoking section in a restaurant is like having a no peeing section in a swimming pool. Do you remember when the comics were funny? I don't care about Y2K. Guess you could call me Y2K complacent. Joseph: The original step-dad. --- The Vent ~~~~~~~~~ http://www.eds-jokelist.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ **** ANIMATE YOUR PC **** (: FREE DOWNLOAD :) Click Here (: Go on. Have Some Fun. :) ~~~~~~~~~ http://www.eds-jokelist.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There was a young man from Savannah, Who met his end in a curious manner. He whittled a hole In a telephone pole And electrified his banana. ~~~~~~~~~ http://www.eds-jokelist.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Q. Why do sailors have tattoos on their backs? A. 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BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire. ~~~~~~~~~ http://www.eds-jokelist.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ On a famous TV game show A BLONDE contestant needed only to answer one more question. One simple question stood between her and ONE MILLION DOLLARS! "To be today's champion," the show's smiling host intoned, "name two of Santa's reindeer." The contestant, gave a sigh of relief, gratified that she had drawn such an easy question. "Rudolph!" she said confidently, "and, ...Olive!" The studio audience started to applaud (as the little sign above their heads said to do) but the clapping quickly faded into mumbling, and the confused host replied, "Yes, we'll accept Rudolph, but could you please explain... 'Olive?!?'" "You know," the woman circled her hand forward impatiently and began to sing, "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose. 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