LAFF A DAY - Wednesday, November 17, 1999 Laff A Day Site ------------------------------------------------------------ Greetings Laff Lovers, Since I ran that, "How does a blind guy know when his ass is clean?" column last week, I have been inundated with the same question from many of you. Your question: "How could the blind guy who responded to your joke read your email if he's blind?" Well, our sister company, Shagmail.com, did some market research for us and they found that people with disabilities need to laugh, too. Particularly blind people. So they invested some money in a new technology called "Blind Carbon Copying." This technology was so groundbreaking that every single email program out there decided they couldn't live without it and licensed it from us. Go ahead, check it out. Go to create a new mail message and you will see our revolutionary invention. Do you see the Bcc field near the top? That's ours for the blind people! Bcc... Blind Carbon Copy, pretty nifty, eh? 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