Reply-to: psf@npac.syr.edu To: superspy@twcny.rr.com, Nautica8vx@aol.com Date: Fri, 20 Aug 1999 15:04:40 -0400 From: Pamela Fox Pammela Fox psf@npac.syr.edu http://www.foxsden.org wheres yur fancy shtuff? cty page: http://www.foxsden.org/psf/cty/cty.htm JD: http://www.foxsden.org/JD/ phone-3156827945 fax/phone i answer-3156823581 ------- Forwarded Message Date: Mon, 16 Aug 1999 23:55:36 +0100 From: Laughers To: laughers@egroups.com Subject: Jokes August 17 Laughers Daily Joke Digest! - -------------------------------------------------------- The easiest way to find SALES on your favorite stuff! Copy and paste this URL: http://laughers.com/a/99838.htm CLICK HERE - -------------------------------------------------------- Dear Mr. Smith: Thank you for your letter of April 17. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your firm. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite Acme Inc.'s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then. Best of luck in rejecting future candidates. Sincerely, [Your name here] ~~~ This guy is playing a round of golf. He's about 150 yards from the 16th green. He takes his 7 iron out and lines up his shot. "Ribet - 6 iron", he hears. Seeing no one around, he starts to line up his shot again. "Ribet - 6 iron", he look down and sees a frog talking to him. "What the heck", he thinks. He takes out his 6 iron and knocks the ball 8 inches from the cup. "Wow", he says, and picks up the frog and carries it to the next hole. The 17th is a 190 yard par 3. The guy gets out his 3 iron. "Ribet - 3 wood", says the frog. So he takes out the 3 wood and makes a hole in one. "This frog is incredibly good luck", he thinks to himself. "Frog", he says, "We're going to Vegas!". So, sure enough, with the frog telling him to bet black or red, hit or stand, etc., the guy wins $100,000. He takes the frog up to his hotel room, puts it down, and says, "Frog, you have brought me great luck. I will do anything for you". "Ribet - kiss me", says the frog. "What the heck", says the guy. "This is a lucky frog". So, he kisses it, and it turns into the most beautiful 14 year old girl you have ever seen! Honest, Judge! That's how she got in my room! (contributed by Mark Chapman) - ------------------------------------------------------------ Send this to a friend and tell them to subscribe! To Subscribe to this and other lists: Visit http://www.laughers.com Advertise in this column, for info: mailto:Advert@laughers.com Send your jokes: mailto:jokes@laughers.com To cancel subscription: mailto:laughers-unsubscribe@egroups.com - ------------------------------------------------------------------------ GET WHAT YOU DESERVE! A NextCard Platinum VISA: DOUBLE Rewards points, NO annual fee & rates as low as 9.9% FIXED APR. Apply online today! http://clickhere.egroups.com/click/606 eGroups.com home: http://www.egroups.com/group/laughers http://www.egroups.com - Simplifying group communications ------- End of Forwarded Message