Reply-to: psf@npac.syr.edu To: superspy@twcny.rr.com Date: Tue, 14 Sep 1999 19:48:20 -0400 From: Pamela Fox Pammela Fox psf@npac.syr.edu http://www.foxsden.org wheres yur fancy shtuff? cty page: http://www.foxsden.org/psf/cty/cty.htm JD: http://www.foxsden.org/JD/ phone-3156827945 fax/phone i answer-3156823581 ------- Forwarded Message Date: Mon, 13 Sep 1999 20:00:00 -0700 From: Joke du Jour To: Joke du Jour Subject: JdJ {Insp} Sept 13, 99: Be A Kid Again... Joke du Jour is free, Free, FREE! ** Joke du Jour presents ** An inspirational story of the week. Do you enjoy Joke du Jour? Recommend-It (tm) to a Friend! http://recommend-it.com/l.z.e?s=304024 Thank you! <>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<> This is strictly an Opt-In list! Instructions how to UNsubscribe appear at the bottom. <>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<> Please visit our sponsors. They keep Joke du Jour FREE! <>*<> http://www.1freeplace.com/jdj/credit.htm <>*<> Get a FREE copy of your CREDIT REPORT with 30 FREE days of the CreditCheck Monitoring Service! In This Information Age, This is the One FREE OFFER You Cannot Live Without. The CreditCheck Monitoring Service, will deliver to you a free copy of your Experian credit report on line. When Someone Has Inquired About Your Credit or if Derogatory Information Has Been Placed on Your Report, You Will Know! Get your FREE online report NOW! <>*<> http://www.afreeplace.com/jdj/credit.htm <>*<> Joke du Jour (sm) Set 2. Volume 21; Issue 13. Sept 13, 1999 There is a world of difference between being child-like and childish. I hope to retain some of my child-like qualities forever... LadyHawke ~*~*~*~*~*~* "Be A Kid Again..." Give yourself a gold star for everything you do today. Grow a milk mustache. Open a pack of cupcakes and give one to a friend even though you wanted both of them for yourself. Have a staring contest with your cat. Kiss a frog just in case. Make a face the next time somebody tells you "no." Ask "Why?" a lot. Believe in fairy tales. Have someone read you a story. Wear your favorite shirt with your favorite pants even if they don't match. Do a cartwheel. Hide your vegetables under your napkin. Make a "slurpy" sound with your straw when you get to the bottom of a milkshake. Sit really still for as long as the dog (or cat) is asleep in your lap. Find some pretty stones and save them. Stick your head out the car window and moo if you see a cow. Walk barefoot in wet grass. Giggle at nude statues in a museum. Make cool screeching noises every time you turn. Count the colors in a rainbow. Fuss a little, then take a nap. Take a running jump over a big puddle. Giggle a lot for no real reason. Do that tap-someone-on-the-shoulder-while- you-stand-on-their-opposite-side-and-they- turn-around-and-no-one's-there thing. Enjoy your all-time favorite candy-bar. (Forget you've heard of calories!) Throw something and when it lands make a cool exploding bomb noise. Squish some mud between your toes. Buy yourself a helium balloon. Put an orange slice in your mouth, peel side out, and smile at people. Be a kid again... <>*<> http://www.1freeplace.com/jdj/mc.htm <>*<> MyCoupons.com -- organize your coupon and freebie email into one easy to use FREE web based email account. Participate in our interactive My ShoppingBoards. Get important shopping tips and information. Locate all of the great coupons found online. Win FREE prizes. If you love coupons and freebies, you'll love MyCoupons.com. Sign up FREE! AOL link <>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<> <>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<> Joke du Jour is spreading sexy Laughter (and more!) to 146 Countries on Seven Continents! A Joke a Day keeps the Doctor away! Or was it an Apple a day? Hmmmm... To SUBSCRIBE, please send a blank e-mail to mailto:subscribe-jokedujour@lyris.enlist.com You must be over 18 to subscribe to this list. To SUSPEND mail while on vacation, send e-mail to lyris@lyris.enlist.com with the following in the body: set jokedujour nomail To RESTORE mailings, send an e-mail to lyris@lyris.enlist.com with the following in the body: set jokedujour mail VISIT our archives at http://www.enlist.com/cgi-bin/lyris.pl?enter=jokedujour To inquire about Advertising & Sponsorship write to Administrator@JokeduJour.com When forwarding, please keep ABOVE section of the *signature* INTACT. Thank you. SUBMIT a joke to submission@jokedujour.com ///, //// By popular demand, the Hawke glyph is back! \ /, / / \ /, _/ / Please visit our web page at \_ / _/ / http://www.jokedujour.com \__/_ / />>> \_\ Personal web page is at /,)^_._\ http://www.ladyhawk.com (/ <>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<> - --- You are currently subscribed to jokedujour as: psf@npac.syr.edu To unsubscribe send a blank email to leave-jokedujour-705184X@lyris.enlist.com ------- End of Forwarded Message