Reply-to: psf@npac.syr.edu To: BluJSmurf@aol.com Date: Tue, 25 Jan 2000 22:50:29 -0500 From: Pamela Fox Pammela Fox psf@npac.syr.edu http://www.foxsden.org wheres yur fancy shtuff? cty page: http://www.foxsden.org/psf/cty/cty.htm JD: http://www.foxsden.org/JD/ phone-3156827945 fax/phone i answer-3156823581 ------- Forwarded Message Date: Mon, 24 Jan 2000 22:00:02 -0800 From: Joke du Jour To: Joke du Jour Subject: JdJ Jan 25, 00: Why Kissing Is Good for YOU! Joke du Jour is free, Free, FREE! ** Welcome to Joke du Jour! ** Do you enjoy Joke du Jour? Recommend-It (tm) to a Friend! http://recommend-it.com/l.z.e?s=304024 Thank you! <>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<> This is strictly an Opt-In list! Instructions how to UNsubscribe appear at the bottom. <>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<> Please visit our sponsors. They keep Joke du Jour FREE! <>*<> http://www.oska.com/oska.pht?id=100309 <>*<> **** ANIMATE YOUR PC **** (: FREE DOWNLOAD :) Click Here (: Go on. 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A passionate kiss is a great relaxation technique, says stress consultant, Michelle Kay Mcnabb. "When your mouth is in a kissing position, you're almost smiling and, as our emotions and body language are so closely linked, it's almost impossible to smile and feel tense at the same time," she explains. "Also, your breathing becomes deeper and your eyes close when you kiss - that's what you do when you relax. It's a perfect way to shut out the world." ...it helps you lose weight. "A long kiss makes the metabolism burn up sugar faster than usual," says Claire Potter. "The calories burned depend on the intensity, but you can rely on 10 calories for every 10 minutes." ...it slows the ageing process. "Kissing helps to tone your cheek and jaw muscles, so they're less likely to sag," says Cosmo's Fitness Consultant, Claire Potter. <>*<> http://www.afreeplace.com/lwj/sn.htm <>*<> MEET THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE with a FREE SocialNet membership. Valentine's Day is around the corner. Find a sweetie! 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